Our secret is out!
Women have broken the code!
Apparently some diligent sleuthing women have scoured ancient literature and long forgotten lore and discovered a long lost secret method to winning a man’s heart. Fortunately for us men, they are still a bit mystified and wary of the concept and have, so far, only dared each other to dabble with it.
These Indiana Jones-ettes apparently uncovered the secret in a two millennium old book by old Saint Peter, of Bible fame. This secret method is so effective it can make a believer out of the most disobedient husband, and so sneaky that he can be won without a word.
The two millennium old forgotten spell:
The secret was found in the first sentence of the third chapter of Saint Peter’s First book:
“In the same way, you wives, be submissive to your own husbands so that even if any of them are disobedient to the word, they may be won without a word by the behavior of their wives, as they observe your chaste and respectful behavior.”
How to do it.
It’s so simple. Basically women decide to actually keep some critical parts of their own marriage vows! Just: “To love, honor, and obey” & “forsaking all others”. So, Saint Peter claims husbands’ hearts can be won, and husbands can be transformed into loving God-following men if their wives just hush their mouths, quit being sluts, and honor and obey their husbands like they vowed to. (and like the wives may have initially done to get a husband to marry them)
How does it work; miracle, magic, sorcery, voodoo?
Here is where the women are mystified: apparently most now think this is a divine rite that has been imbued with supernatural power. However they all suspect their own husbands are likely immune to this voodoo, so most won’t bother to try it.
I however believe that if wives actually just gave their husbands this part of what wives led them to believe they would be getting when they married them, the husbands would be so awestruck that they would seek to thank and praise the wife’s God and find out how they too could get in on her God’s extended plan for them as a couple. Basically, if wives would just quietly quit defrauding their husbands of what they’d already vowed to them, their husbands would naturally be overcome with “divine” love. I’m not even sure if there is much magic to it, so much as just a normal and natural reaction to being shown divine love as intended by a woman who was designed for a man, to be his reverent helper and faithful mate. When women truly follow God, so usually will their husbands. Just like the history of Adam and Eve. And when the woman leaves God’s ways, so often, her husband leaves God’s ways also.